click on the elements and be impressed!!! this is not my script... i was just really amused and felt kinda dorky for appreciating it.
Periodic table of the elements
Legend
Metals
A solid substance that is a good conductor of heat and electricity. Can
be formed into many shapes.
Metalloid
"Middle elements" - conduct heat and electricity better than nonmetals,
but not as well as metals. Easier to shape than nonmetals, but not as
easy as metals. Solid at room temperature.
Nonmetals
A poor conductor of heat and electricity. Not easily formed into shapes.